Friday, July 18, 2008

Incontrovertible Proof that There Is A God

The Daytona Beach (Florida) Police Department is investigating a complaint that one of their officers has been demanding free coffee from a local Starbucks, threatening slower police response in the event of an emergency if he didn’t get it.

According to reports, the cop has been visiting the coffee shop as often as six times a night for the past year. He also irritated both employees and customers by cutting in line to get his free coffee.

When confronted, the cop denied the allegations and demanded a lie-detector test.

He got it.

And he failed it.

All together now: Praise the Lord!

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